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f-yeah-askmemes:

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them
  • Who starts the tickle fights
  • Who starts the pillow fights
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation
  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

filmeditors: reputationlesbian: i think my age group is just going to have to live with the fact…

filmeditors:

reputationlesbian:

i think my age group is just going to have to live with the fact that half of us are always going to be burdened by the glee covers. we’re never going to be able to listen to a bunch of songs without thinking of the glee version. i envy those who don’t have this curse. those who don’t hear rachel berry and finn hudson singing together in the background of so many songs, while mercedes hits a high note and kurt or puck sings a verse with one of the unholy trinity. those who can hear jump without thinking of the mattress commercial. those who can listen to a song as iconic as bohemian rhapsody and don’t have flashbacks to vocal adrenaline performing it at regionals intercut with shots of quinn fabray in labour. who don’t close their eyes at night and hear “this one’s for you artie!” vogue by madonna is forever tainted by “will schuester, i hate you.” i’m never going to willingly listen to run joey run but if i ever heard it in public i know that the only thing i’d be able to thing about is rachel’s terrible music video. there are people out there who are able to listen to rumour has it without hearing naya rivera as santana lopez cut in with lines from someone like you and you know she keeps glancing at brittany s pierce played by heather morris as her life falls apart. walking on sunshine played on the radio the other day and i was surprised when i didn’t hear halo mashed up with it and ALSO ANGELS. don’t even get me started on faithfully, any way you want it/lovin’ touchin’ squeezin’, let alone don’t stop believing. this show and all it’s covers are burned into my mind and i envy those who don’t face my struggle.

futureblackpolitician: teenwitchtia: nearlyzero: ur-not-my-ave…

futureblackpolitician:

teenwitchtia:

nearlyzero:

ur-not-my-average-taco:

totally-taisyn:

breski010:

blowpopsandwifi:

tellyjpg:

iconic

Still relevant

Stupid white people

really simple…..

only white ppl with “dreads” cant wash their hair

Truly memorable

White folks really out here ignorant but love spreading false knowledge.

This was actually too hilarious because he said it with the straightest face

keksetsu: prinsaws: ipecacandcivetoil: ipecacandcivetoil: so many gifs of ostriches doing their…

keksetsu:

prinsaws:

ipecacandcivetoil:

ipecacandcivetoil:

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now